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If you’ve ever sat in the dining hall after a stated communication and thought, “Green beans… again?” — this shirt is for you. The Masonic Green Beans T-Shirt is the ultimate inside-joke apparel for Freemasons who know the sacred, eternal, and unbreakable lodge culinary tradition: no junior warden event is complete without a giant pan of green beans.
Featuring crossed green bean graphics, the iconic Square & Compasses, and the bold text “Masonic Greenbeans®”, this hilarious shirt celebrates the universal truth shared by every lodge across the country — no matter the menu, the Junior Warden will find a way to serve green beans.
Perfect for lodge dinners, social nights, fellowship events, degree celebrations, officer gifts, fundraising raffles, and anytime you want to get a laugh from the Brethren. Wear it proudly, and honor the Brother who stands watch over the Stewards and the steam table.
Key Features:
Funny Masonic inside-joke design every Brother will immediately understand
Perfect conversation starter at lodge dinners and events
Great gift for Junior Wardens, Past Junior Wardens, Master Masons & degree teams
Premium quality print on soft, comfortable fabric
Guaranteed to get more laughs than a surprise dessertThis t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Masonic Green Beans T-Shirt – Junior Warden’s Signature Side Dish | Funny Freemason Lodge Dinner Shirt
$29.99
Featuring crossed green bean graphics, the iconic Square & Compasses, and the bold text “Masonic Greenbeans®”, this hilarious shirt celebrates the universal truth shared by every lodge across the country — no matter the menu, the Junior Warden will find a way to serve green beans.
Perfect for lodge dinners, social nights, fellowship events, degree celebrations, officer gifts, fundraising raffles, and anytime you want to get a laugh from the Brethren. Wear it proudly, and honor the Brother who stands watch over the Stewards and the steam table.
Key Features:
Funny Masonic inside-joke design every Brother will immediately understand
Perfect conversation starter at lodge dinners and events
Great gift for Junior Wardens, Past Junior Wardens, Master Masons & degree teams
Premium quality print on soft, comfortable fabric
Guaranteed to get more laughs than a surprise dessertThis t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |